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Check it out if you like songs about milk.... Soooo yeah...

Top 10 words/ phrases that should be banned from society.

1. Yolo
2. Swag
3. Dork
4. ****
5. ****
6. **** ***
7. *****
8. ****
9. That Escalated quickly.
10. 5 iron Frenzy.

Music you should listen to.

Today I recommend some old school thousand foot krutch and Anberlin!! Listen I dare you

Top 15 Superheroes who NEED their own movies. #8

Terry McGinnis. The next batman. BATMAN BEYOND. The star of the hit animated show about what happens after batman is done with the cowl. It is in a futuristic setting and it's about an old Bruce Wayne teaching the new young Terry how to be batman. Terry is an awesome teen and just went through his fathers death. He needs his own movie because he has a great personality and backstory and he just makes an awesome batman. The batman beyond suit is amazing and has awesome futuristic gadgets. It can fly and turn invisible etc. And he fights cool futuristic bad guys. Gangs of people dress up as jokers and roam the streets killing and causing trouble. And the futuristic Gotham is just an awesome place. I think that Terry McGinnis deserves a movie. A movie based on batman beyond. It would be so amazing. Especially if they got Nolan to direct and Christian bale to return as an older Bruce. It would be so epic and dark!!! Dc needs to make this! They need to continue batman and this is a great way to do so. That was your number 8!! Your welcome! I hope someone is enjoying these posts...

MY NAME IS DOOF AND YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY.
WOOT WOOT

Saga continuation en Espanol

la continuación de la saga épica de pollo mutante! ok así pollo mutante estaba caminando por la calle después de tomar su poción. cuando estaba caminando se encontró con un árbol! pollo mutante gustaba árboles! pero el árbol habló! "Ven poco de pollo vienen poco de pollo". Y el pollo mutante vino! Cuando el pollo mutante se acercó al árbol el árbol dijo: "HA I engañado USTED!" El árbol llovió cocos de sus ramas. un hit pollo mutante en la cabeza y agrietado propia cabeza y lo mató. pero ... pollo mutante tenía una poción!! bebía y era mejor! yay pollo mutante! para pollo mutante fue Soy su camino de regreso en el camino a su próximo destino! ir pollo mutante ir! ser continuado

Spanish story of the day.

un día Johnny fue nombrado josh. cambios de nombre eran extraños en su país. que fue el país de MUNDO DEL POLLO! Me gustó el principio. su nombre es el pollo mutante. un día de pollo mutante estaba caminando en la playa. y las olas eran como "ven poco de pollo vienen poco de pollo" y llegó pollo mutante! fue un momento glorioso! hasta que las olas atacaron pollo mutante y trataron de matarlo! "Ahhhhh te engañé!" gritó las olas. pollo mutante murió. Pero pollo mutante tenía una poción!! bebió la poción y él era mejor! siguió caminando por el camino a su destino. poco sabía de los horrores que estaban delante de él! CONTINUARÁ. bah bum bum

Top 15 super heroes who need their own movies!!! #9 WAR MACHINE

James Rhodes is one of the best part of iron man 1 and 2. As he's set to reprise his role and Tnys armored partner in Iron man 3! I hope he gets a larger role. James is funny, passionate, and plays the role as the person who keeps tony accountable and down to earth. Plus he's really funny. A spin off movie for war machine would be sick. With all his strength and big guns he could make such an on screen impact with audiences. And since his fighting is more in your face give it all you got than iron man, his fights would rock. There are many story's they could model the movie after, but a great "hero finding his place In the world" would work for him sinse he hasn't had his own movie yet. And I don't know why marvel hasn't made him a movie yet, but they should. And sinse now he's playing as the iron patriot, there is alot they could do with that. And honestly some team up would be so awesome. Captain america and War machine would make a great team because they are all about stratagy and humanity. Rhodey does also have all his ties and loyaltys to the government so that would make for a great side story arc. Also spider man and he would be so awesome together!! Marvel has hit the jackpot with this character. And I know I'm not the only one who loves him! Give him more glory!!! I'm begging you.

Top 15 Superheroes that need their own movies #10 DICK GRAYSON (NIGHTWING)

The boy wonder turned superhero. Yah he's pretty much one of the best dc comic book characters. His life and love and rage would make an amazing movie. Especially if Nolan would Direct and make it in the dark knight universe. His batons are super awesome and he has one of the best super suits. Plus parkour scenes would be soooo awesome! dc stop making crappy movies like Green lantern and your attempt at justice leauge and just make this movie. He has a role on the recently cancelled Young justice show and he's awesome on there. But he needs more spotlight. But honestly you can skip the whole robin thing and get to the bad butt martial arts baton action of NIGHTWING.

100st post!

Yay! My 100st post on a blog almost no one reads. Well thanks to the peaple that do... I appreciate it! And I like BUNNIES

Poop in Spanish!

Johnny hace caca en los pantalones de niño grande. y lo hizo con orgullo. orgullo para su familia, su madre, su padre y su pequeño gatito. la caca olía de peces de colores secos y tostador derretida. y cuando él se olvidó de limpiar sus padres le exilió en vano. vivía con monstruos caca durante el resto de su vida. que le enseñó los caminos. los caminos de la popa. comían caca, caca bebió, y caca caca ..... eso es un montón de caca. y sí, la gente todavía estoy escribiendo en español. es divertido! y tengo una español 2 soooooo prueba. o caca.. RAP RAP RAP TA RAPT TRAP .... ok estoy hecho. adiós

Poison wood bible

Is a stupid book! Don't read itttt. I'm reading it for English and it's soooo dumb. Ok it's not like the worst book ever. But I don't like it. Sooo boring. I don't wanna read from a 5 year olds perspective!

Conclusion to last post.

Turns out that album wasnt as amazing as I thought it would be. It wasnt bad but it wasn't amazing. The singles they put out were like the only super good songs... Soooo back to anticipating the 4th family force 5 album!

SILVERLINE

Now commencing listening to the brand new silver line album: LIGHTS OUT.! I have high hopes for this one.

Spanish is hard.

Puedo comer pizza en mi ropa interior. Yo soy guapo pero torpe. mi blog es divertido! sabes que bebe. Lindsey es una chica. Le gusta y creo que ella es bonita. Joel es un niño. él tiene un blog. es un blog atractivo.

Thus begins my new blog campaign. Blogging in Spanish using the amazing google translate. I hope you enjoy

Music!!!

I yearn to make music. I yearn to be singing for the crowds of fans and stage diving into the elderly. Ok not the elderly. I just want to move people with my music. So why am I whining about it? Hmmm I don't know! Time to go make music. I think... After I finish my homework. Because I'm in high school! Urgggg...  A day in my life