My music career...

Ok so in life I really want to be a musician. A successful singer. So far it hasn't happened... Throughout my music endeavors I have covered some messed up areas... It started out when I wrote and recorded a whole CD about cheese. Yeah... I should really find all the copy's of that thing and burn them. It is an insult to music. Though It does hold a place in my heart... And by hold I mean it's chained itself up and won't leave! I don't think you understand how bad these songs are... Here's some  lyrics "AMERICAN CHEESE AMERICAN CHEESD USA CHEESE ITS AMERICAN CHEESE WHO EATS THE CHEESE LITTLE KIDS AND OLD LADIES, THEY EAT CHEESE, THEY EAT CHEESE, LIKEEEE MEEEEE!!! Yeah... I apologize.  Though sadly some people paid for this album with real cash... So that's how my music carrer started... Ok do then after that I formed a band... Pick your own apples was our name. And making awful music on Saturdays was our game. We cranked out Around 50 songs in one year... Sure none of them were actual written songs ahead of time but they still count as songs! Gems like "The Balled of a Guy named joe" and "No Antidote" were produced in Joel's basement. Sadly the band didn't take off and we didn't get any AirPlay :(. We had like 40 likes on Facebook though. We were popular! But things change and people change :( as we exited middle school and moved on to high school, we finally realized a crucial fact. OUR BAND SUCKED. So like all good things come to an end. So did pyoa... And I moved way from Iowa. Until I came back and we had a reuniting!!! A REBIRTH! Insta singles like... Songs I can't remember the names of... Ok so after that the official break up took place. Pyoa wad dead for good! GOOD RIDDANCE. I'm kind of ashamed of most of the music we made.... You don't realize how bad this stuff was... So after that I learned guitar and uploaded some songs on my soundcloud. Yeah... Now I'm gonna cover a good song I'm a rapid attempt to impress a pretty girl... So this is my music carrer. It sucks but I hope to redeem it soon. So begins a new chapter of my life. I'm going TO TRY TO MAKE SOME DECENT MUSIC! Wish me luck.

Talking like an 8th grade drama queen

Omgeeeee josh totally cheatd on me!! Reroungbwnouebnowieg I saw him looked at angelica and I could see the luv n his eys. Rwtqreuo why doesn't he luvvv me! I'm so gorgeous! Omg! Omg omg! Gtwfrvrwvf I'm gonna go get Joel cuz he is legit and cute pedutes. I wants to church last night. To see boys. Jesus was a boy right? Was he a cuti? I bets. Whgrtberb I miss josh! </3 sad! Sad! He will Neva love me....


YEAH IM NOT A GIRL! PEACE

New blog!

I made a new blog as a spin off of my hit web show "the josh way!" Check it out. It will have posts talking about how to do basic things "the josh way." This will in no way replace this blog so don't worry. This will still be here and still get updated a lot. So go check out http://thejoshway.blogspot.com/