WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE MUSHROOMS?

They are so gross! I can't seem to understand.. They are slimy! My mom is in love with them. And my friend who's a girl... ;) she likes them to! Is it a weird girl thing? God knows!!!! ... Seriously... God knows! Cause God knows everything! But why mushrooms! It's so weird. Half of them can kill you! And on pizza??? It's perverting the pizza! It's like if I killed my grandmas cat and cut her up and put her on my pizza! Ewwww! ... Wait that might actually taste good :) well Im gonna go try cat. See ya! What spices do you think they would taste best with? Thyme? Paprika? Weird .. I'm gonna go fire up the grill. Mwahahahaahahahahahaahahahaha .... Mwaaaa